12 Funny Love Card Ideas for Couples That'll Leave You in Splits

12 Funny Love Card Ideas for Couples
Writing romantic messages and love poems is damn good folks, but pretty old-fashioned and predictably drab, don't you think? It's time for a digitalized change – say hi to twisted humor, and bring on the sarcasm and hilarity to profess your love! Create funny love cards for your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife.
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Last Updated: Feb 10, 2018
I love you till the end of the world, you make my life beautiful.
I knew I loved you when I shaved my legs for you.
You are a better singer than Madonna and Celine Dion. I lodt my hearing aid.
Love is blind, deaf, dumb, and stupid.
I think only of you when I wake up every morning. Apart from wanting to pee and poop.
We are equals when it comes to farting.
I can't believe I've put up with you for so long.
I am horny for you.
Your breath stinks but I would still kiss you.
Can we roll in the hay?
Let's stick together.